Hmm, I'm bored. I want some excitement.
Maybe a joke should do it.
I'm not satisfied... one more wouldn't hurt.
AHH! THE MOSQUITO IS COMING RIGHT AT ME! HELP! FLY FOR YOUR LIVES!
Just kidding... There's no such thing as a giant mosquito!
That was fun...
Then one day, a giant mosquito really did fly into the mountains.
And the first one to notice it was none other than the magpie.
"OH, NO! THERE IS A GIANT MOSQUITO IN THE MOUNTAINS!"
HELP! IT'S COMING RIGHT AT ME! IT'S CARRYING WEST NILE!
Come on... he's joking. He's just a birdbrain. All I've got to do is sit back and relax.