Damn those ducks!! We've got Cardinals going bald left and right, and they're out there FLAUNTING their huge bouffants!!
I have a half a mind to sidle up to them (if you've never sidled, you should try it) sprinkle salt on their tails, and then while they are helpless, shave them off and donate them to the Cardinals. I think I'll call it "Flocks For Love"
(PS: They are mixed feral domestic & wild mallards, btw)
Do Lesser Goldfinches suffer from low self-esteem?