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Corrupt a Wish

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You do but you can't understand any of them.

I wish my yard was the best birding spot on earth.

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Your yard is the best birding location on earth, but because of that 3,000 birders visit your house and trample all the vegetation which makes the birds leave

I wish a Stellers Jay lived in my yard :D

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They do but they eat all the other nesting bird chicks and your yard becomes a Stellers Jay filled wilderness with no other birds. 

 

I wish it wasn't Monday. 

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Time reverses to Sunday night at 11:59 Pm.

 

I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for..

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1 minute ago, Scarlet Teenager said:

You decide upon a wish, but that wish you decided on was to pick a wish, so you already chose a wish :huh:

I wish I won a birding trip to North Korea :lol:

The day you arrive there you get nuked by a crazy scientist,

 

I wish Melirex's Kuerig would start working again, she needs coffee!!!

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It starts working but stops within .00000001 minutes. Fortunately, all whatbirders send her lots of coffee and she survives. :)

 

I wish I won a birding trip to every state in the U.S. 

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You do but all but one state has seceded from the Union, and no one knows for sure which state is left. We think it might be California.

I wish I could get a good shot of an Ivory-billed Woodpecker!

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You do but the bird is dead, I wish the "Gummy Bear" song was our national anthem XD

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It is in your home nation of Gumbah.

And now for some good Ivory-billed Woodpecker stew...ahhh!

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58 minutes ago, HamRHead said:

It is in your home nation of Gumbah.

And now for some good Ivory-billed Woodpecker stew...ahhh!

WHAT?!?!?!?!?!

:lol:

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Sorry, went off the rails with that one:)

And the woodpecker was dead when I found it...honest, officer.

Can someone please fix the corrupt a wish thread?

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Okay, I'll fix it...

Gummy Bear song it is until the first World Series when the singer had to be escorted out by security.

I wish I could see a never-before-seen Warbler.

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You find a rainbow colored warbler, but it turned out to be a Yellow-rumped Warbler that had ate to many Gummy Bears.

I wish I had binoculars that identified every tricky bird that I found.

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On 28.02.2017 at 6:12 PM, Matth said:

You find a rainbow colored warbler, but it turned out to be a Yellow-rumped Warbler that had ate to many Gummy Bears.

I wish I had binoculars that identified every tricky bird that I found.

You get your wish but Donald Trump steals the bins from you and there's no replacements left on Earth for you.

I WISH TOM SAWYER, BECKY THATCHER, HUCK FINN, INJUN JOE, AND MUFF POTTY EXISTED ! (Yes I watched clips from the 1995 movie, there's lots of people screaming and throwing knives around in the movie. The book was BORING.)

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On 02.03.2017 at 3:20 PM, Spirit Of BC said:

You get your wish but Donald Trump steals the bins from you and there's no replacements left on Earth for you.

I WISH TOM SAWYER, BECKY THATCHER, HUCK FINN, INJUN JOE, AND MUFF POTTY EXISTED ! (Yes I watched clips from the 1995 movie, there's lots of people screaming and throwing knives around in the movie. The book was BORING.)

You get your wish but someone steals them from you and there's no  replacements left on Earth for ye.

Dang it my wish ain't makin' no sense. Here's a better one.

I wish I could find a live ABA Code 5 bird!

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You see a Hoopoe but it was at the zoo

 

I wish for external childhood (coughcoughcoughcatcherintheryecoughcoughcough)

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You get it but in your external childhood you get bubonic plague. 

 

I wish it would stop snowing and the Tree Swallows could come back. 

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2 hours ago, Short-eared Owl said:

You get it but in your external childhood you get bubonic plague. 

 

I wish it would stop snowing and the Tree Swallows could come back. 

It stops snowing and starts raining heavily instead.

I wish I got Explored on Flickr

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You do but it is by Russian hackers and they steal all your data and kill your flickr account when they leave. 

 

I wish someone would ID my bat. 

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It winds up be Dracula

 

I wish for knowledge of the whole universe WITHOUT turning into a black hole

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Sadly you, upon receiving the knowledge, split in half and turn into TWO black holes. 

 

I wish I had 50 free trips to top birding spots all over the world every year. 

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And they're all round trip from American Samoa, each with three 9-hour layovers, including one in Atlanta.  Coach.  Center row, between a coliky baby and an unwashed walrus.

I wish I had a bird bath that refilled automatically.

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